It starts with 'v'
John scott creeIt was there the last time it was wanted, but I just don't seem to have it anymore
(Ch) This is a problem and it's bothering me, I know the answer and it starts with a "V"
I don't know if I'm sad or if I'm happy, it was a regular nuisance at times
A guaranteed arouser, a bulge unsightly in my trousers
A real triumph of matter over mind
(Ch)
It would distract me when it was most awkward, intruding with the signals which it sends
On the street or on a train, in a meeting,in a plane
And even inconvenience this false friend
(Ch)
I didn't use it often when it was there, on the other hand I miss it now its gone
Perhaps I should have done more when I had it, so I thought I'd better warn you in this song
(Ch)
I always knew to use it or to lose it, but didn't really think that this meant me
There's a ready answer to this problem, but why do all solutions start with "V"?
(Ch)
Victory Vs and Valium, Valderma,Vosene, Vick, Virol, Venos - got them all at home
Can't continue to ignore it, I know there's nothing for it
I'll have to buy another Vodaphone
(Ch)
Mais ouvidas de John scott cree
ver todas as músicas- Days like these
- Ay de oh ho
- To hear Chuck Berry sing
- The Isle of Capri
- Incorrigible
- It starts with 'V'
- Mao Oo Ma Ma
- Off the peg
- Pink sunglasses
- The pith of history
- I do My Thing
- I must keep trying
- I'm lumbered with you
- Indirigible
- Mid-life crisis blues
- Oh Buddy
- A superfluous man
- Come along me lucky lads (the Louis Boogie)
- Some headlines (such triumphs)
- Dave's Big Issue blues