... said the preacher to the pagan

What's your favorite holiday?
Is it Halloween? Is it Halloween?
What do you think Jesus would say?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Well, I have never met the man
I will probably never meet the man
but I would bet you anything
that his birthday should take precedence
Huppta hah huppta hah
over everything.
Huppta hah huppta hah
What's your favorite holiday?
Is it Christmas Eve? Is it Christmas Eve?
What do you think Jesus would say?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Well, anyone who's ever read
a single word that Jesus said
knows it's not so much about his birth
as the day he rose up from the dead
Huppta Hah
So, what's your favorite holiday?
I don't know
Gosh, I don't know
What do you think Jesus would say?
I don't know
You know I don't know
What do you think Jesus would say?
I don't know
I hope he saves my soul