F**k everything

Yo others rappers claim to not give a fuck well step aside bitches 'cause i give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible

I don't give a fuck about anything fuck everyone and fuck everything what i don't give a fuck i literally don't give a fuck about anything
I don't give fuck about motherfucking anything people care about shit, i say fuck everything fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun i don't need heat or vitamin d
And fuck toasters i don't need to cook my bread and fuck coasters i use a little plate instead and fuck roosters with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo we invented alarm clocks we no longer need you
Don't give a fuck about chairs i prefer to stand and fuck air conditioners i got a ceiling fan and fuck the movie the fan starring wesley snipes demolitionmans the only snipes movie i like
And fuck liking shit i don't even like the stuff that i like don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit i don't like like tissues fuck 'em i blow my nose on the couch and fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell i breathe through my mouth

Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch fuck my eyes fuck visual perception yo i'd rather be blind and fuck time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke and hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most
And fuck coasts don't give a fuck about where water meets land and fuck boats just 'cause you float you think you're so fucking bad and fuck jokes i don't need to be funny all the time my dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but
I don't give a fuck about anything fuck everyone and fuck everything what i don't give a fuck i literally don't give a fuck about anything [ from: http://www.metrolyrics.com/fk-everything-lyrics-jon-lajoie.html ]
Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup the girl said "small, medium or large?" i said "bitch i don't give a fuck" she said "i can't process your order if you don't pick a size" i said "fine i'll take a large but i still don't give a fuck alright?"
Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker and i don't give a fuck about liquids either they're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place like human semen when i get it all over my face i'm not gay i just don't give a fuck about straight sex and fuck my dick i'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead
Fuck biological functions fuck the human body i'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote i'd call myself batyote and i'd fight crime at night i know it's similar to batman but motherfuck copyright i plagiarize all the time i do it every day 'cause i'm on the right track baby i was born this way
And fuck birth entering the world of space and time is a bitch searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick is it deterministic or am i free to choose my way did i choose to not give a fuck about icecube trays if i want ice i'll go to the fucking cornerstore and buy a bag filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag you know what fuck the word fuck i don't need to use it i'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
I don't give a chainsaw about anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what i don't give a chainsaw i literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most i wouldnt win 'cause i don't give a fuck about winning, yo i don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck so i do give a fuck wait, what?
I give a fuck about everything i love everyone and care about everything what i give a fuck i literally care about every motherfucking thing