Where do you think you're going in that? (revisited)

Excuse Me?
What is that coming down my stairs?
You better just go ahead and turn yourself back around
And what we're gonna do is
We're gonna put some clothes on you
Those aren't clothes
That's something those streetwalkers wear
The prostitutes

You wanna make 5 dollars?
Help your father put his shoes on
If you wanna make 5 dollars
You just help with your father put his shoes on
He has bad back
You wanna make 10?
March upstairs and change your clothes!

You're not going out like that, missy.
You cannot leave this house!
Brenda from across the street will have a heart attack
And it'll be your fault!
You look like transvestite for Cryie
Your face is painted like clown
And it's not even funny.

You scare me!
Cannot believe you're from my loins
I'm gonna tell your father
I'm gonna tell your father that you're looking like this.
Tart!
It's not even a fruit tart, fruit tarts are sweet!
Is that a tattoo?
Oh for Cryie.
You don't even know Chinese.
You better put some make-up on that
I have some foundation, we're just gonna go ahead and cover that up
I have a nice house dress
We can put a belt on it
I don't see anybody else dressing like that down the street, all those girls
All those girls at the donut shop.
You're gonna go right back upstairs and you're gonna put something else on
Cause I'm not gonna have this
Oh No, you're not going.. No!
You've got me flustered
Now you got me flustered
Now you've got me flustered, lady!
You don't like it when I am flustered.
I get red!
And my blood pressure goes up
And your father can't talk to me for weeks
Of course your father doesn't talk to me anyway
Cause he's DEAF!