Kiss kiss hug hug

Grammy's, Oscars
Emmys, Tonie's
Pretty perfect plastic phonies
Princesses and goofy dresses
After party's V.I.P. list!

There he is (oh my gosh!)
(There he is)
Should I know him?
(I know him) (His name)
Smile with those faces

[CHORUS]
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Don't say it think it
Bit your tongue
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Makes me wanna just
Throw up!

Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is...

Frozen grins
Purple martini's
Geisha girls
And micro minis
Geeks with cameras
Stars with mommas
Gotta love that freak show drama
(Oh my god is that Shequle O'Neil?!)

Gettin' drunk (gettin' drunk)
Hookin up (hookin up)
Loser schmoozer (loser schmoozer)

[CHORUS REPEAT]
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Don't say it think it
Bit your tongue
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Makes me wanna just
Throw up!

Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is

I would like to thank the Hollywood
Foreign Press Association
And my dog Delicious
An my hamster gotta know the clova
And yoga teachers
My personal trainer Sven
And of course all my fans!

[CHORUS REPEAT]
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Don't say it think it
Bit your tongue
Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Makes me wanna just
Throw up!

Kiss kiss
Hug hug
Guess it slipped under the rug
Kiss kiss
Hug hug

Yeah I'm here
It's kind of fun?

Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is...

Sarah?
Or maybe
Rachel?
I mean uh...
Michelle?
Maybe your name is
Dorian?