Pick pick yum yum

Wrecking through the Galaxy, having lots of fun
Feeling like a happy crap, I got an itchy bum
I quickly found my way to a space age lavatory
I asked the bog attendant, have you got 50p

Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my bum
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my bum

Searching round the toilet seat, I got a big surprise
I discovered a little secret that was right before my eyes
It's very plain to see because it's right between your knees
It's colored sort of brown but it tasted quite like cheese

Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my bum
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my bum

Looking for some toilet sheets I searched around the bog
Suddenly I was vaporised in a cloud of green fog
When I got the smell, tears were running down my face
The gassy leak from my bum was stinking up the place

Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my bum
Pick pick pick yum yum yum
Klingonz sticking on my bum