I'm afraid of brittney spears

I only just turned 15
i'm filled with hopes and dreams
i turn my radio on and
i hear the strangest song

I'm afraid of britney spears
and christina aguilara
backstreet boys and nsync
i don't know what to think

ah woo, ah woo, ah woo, ah woo

It's slick the way they dress
i heard they all had fake breasts
one thing i'll do if i can
is go on brittneys bus and get a tan
they dance like they need a cure let's
get the number of a choreographer
they're so worried about what we'll think
they took the time to learn to lip-sync

milli vanilli milli vanilli milli vanilli milli vanilli

I'm afraid of britney spears and christina aguilara
I'm afraid of britney
I'm afraid of britney spears and christina aguilara
I'm afraid of britney
I'm afraid of britney spears and christina

I'm afraid of britney spears and
christina aguilara
backstreet boy and nsync
i don't know what to think

I'm afraid of britney spears and
christina aguilara
backstreet boy and nsync
i don't know what to think

I'm afraid of britney spears and
christina aguilara
backstreet boy and nsync
i don't know what to think

I'm afraid of britney spears and
christina aguilara
backstreet boy and nsync
i don't know what to think

ah woo (fade out)