School song

My mummy says I'm a miracle
My daddy says I'm his special little guy
I am a princess
And I am a prince
Mum says I'm an angel

So you think you're A-ble
To survive this mess by B-ing
A prince or a princess, you will soon C
There's no escaping trage-D
And E-ven
If you put in heaps of F-ort
You're just wasting ener-G
'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history
I
Have suffered in this J-ail
I've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages
This living h-L
But if I try I can rem-M-ber
Back before my life had N-ded [ended]
Before my happy days were O-ver
Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell
Like you I was Q-rious
So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions
But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer
Listen up and I will T-ch you a thing or two
U, listen here, my dear
You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line
And if you cry it will be W should stay out of trouble
And remember to be X-tremely careful

Why?

Why? Why? Why? Did you hear what he said?
Just you wait for phy-Z!
What's phys. Ed.?
Physical education!

My mummy says I'm a miracle
My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet
School is really fun, according to my mum
Dad says I would learn the alphabet

The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X
Why, why, why, why
Why, why, why, why
Just you wait for phy-Z!