Nothin' like a dick

OLD SNATCH:
A dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you youre the one
But that dicks just full of lies
A dicks a dicks a dicks a dicks a dick its true
But you aint never gonna find the dick for you
A dick can hit you hard

MS. COOTER:
Ooh, a dick can hit you fast
A dick can bring you love

OLD SNATCH:
But that dick wont make it last

MS. COOTER:
Theres a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea

OLD SNATCH:
But they sure as hell
Havent found a dick for me!
Both: There aint nothing like a dick

MS. COOTER:
And the dick I found is the best!

BOTH:
There aint nothing like a dick

OLD SNATCH:
They leaving you itching with a rash
Both: You can play with a dildo til it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There aint nothing like a dick

OLD SNATCH:
Now youre getting it Miss Cooter
Preach baby, preach!

MS. COOTER:
My Dicks a different breed
Hes got class hes debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby, hes got quite a pair!

OLD SNATCH:
Yeah!
When he talks to me I get all hot and bothered you see
Im positive that hes the only dick for me!

OLD SNATCH:
Ooh, that dicks got you good
Hes got you under his spell

MS. COOTER:
Well, at least I have a dick
And at least I dont smell

OLD SNATCH:
Make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick
Both: But at the end of the day
There aint nothing like a dick

MS. COOTER:
I want that shaft in me today.

BOTH:
There aint nothing like a dick

OLD SNATCH:
Hey look a baby on the way!

MS. COOTER:
Ooo, the way he makes me feel!

OLD SNATCH:
Oh, they sures ares slicks

BOTH:
But at the end of the day there aint nothing
Like a dick!

OLD SNATCH: And theyll fuck ya too!