Revenge party

[Janis]
No, don’t be sorry
Now you know regina george is not your friend
We are your friends
And we are gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?
They’ve got your back
They’re fun to be around

[Damian]
Whuh-oh
Whuh-oh
Whuh-oh

[Janis]
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground

[Damian]
Whuh-oh
Whuh-oh
Whuh-oh

[Janis]
Imagine the party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there’s a magic act
That saws regina in half
And this time it will take

[Damian]
Now that’s a party

[Janis]
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on a spike

[Damian]
Whuh-oh
Whuh-oh
Whuh-oh

[Janis & Damian]
It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
It’s like a party and revenge it’s what it’s like

[Janis]
I have dreamed of this day for many years
But I have never had an inside man

[Damian]
Ugh, I almost did once as governor of school, but I got nervous

[Janis]
Alright, if this is gonna work
You are gonna have to pretend like you still like them, can you do it?

[Cady]
Yes
Hey, girl

[Gretchen]
Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to aaron
But he just wanted her back and that’s not regina’s fault

[Cady]
No, I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

[Gretchen]
Aw, of course, also regina wanted me to give you this

[Damian]
Ew

[Janis & damian]
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends with eggshells all over the wall
It’s a revenge party with your two best friends

[Cady]
And I end up with aaron when she’s gone

[Damian & janis]
Yes, bitch!

[Cady]
I end up with aaron when she’s gone

[Students]
What’s regina doing?
What is regina wearing?
Is she dating aaron?
Regina, regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, regina, regina

[Janis]
Now, we take away regina’s only accomplishments
Being a hot person

[Damian]
Yeah, but how?

[Cady]
I know how!

[Damian]
Oh, here we go

[Janis, damian, cady]
Kälteen!

[Regina]
What is that?

[Cady]
Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting
I just use these kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

[Regina]
I want to lose three pounds
How many calories from fat?

[Cady]
Zero
You just cross multiply x over a thousand
And divide it by point three five kilograms

[Regina]
Whatever! Bring me a whole box

[Janis & damian]
It’s a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone

[Janis]
And ugly crying

[Janis & damian]
It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
It’s like a party and revenge is what is like

[Students]
What’s regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, regina, regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, regina, regina

[Janis]
We’ve got to go harder
If we could get gretchen wieners to think that regina is mad at her

[Cady]
No
No, I can’t do that, gretchen is fragile

[Janis]
Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use
Shh, here she comes

[Cady]
Hey, girl, are you sending any candy canes?

[Regina]
I don’t send them, I just get them
Stop pulling it down
Your hair looks sexy push back
Cady, please tell aaron that his hair looks sexy push back

[Cady]
Your hair looks sexy push back

[Aaron]
Um, thanks
I’ll see you in cal

[Janis]
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips

[Damian]
Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, whuh-oh
You might be thinking it’s late we should go
And they ran out of chips

[Cady]
No, no, no
I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be taught
Sorry, gretchen, I swear that I’m parting now
A candy cane, please

[Cady, damian, janis]
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena

[Students]
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, regina, regina

[Damian]
Ho, ho, ho
One candy cane gram for shane omen

[Students]
She gets everything

[Damian]
One for caddy heron

[Students]
She gets everything

[Damian]
Four for glen coco, you go glen coco

[Students]
Glen coco
Glen coco
Glen coco

[Damian]
And none for gretchen wieners, bye

[Gretchen]
Who sent that?

[Cady]
Aw, it’s from

[Students]
Regina! Regina! Regina!

[Cady]
Thanks for being a such a great best friend

[Gretchen]
Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute
Gimme it
I mean, okay, well
If you and regina are best friends now
You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets
For example, she bought you those high heel shoes
Just to make fun of you ‘cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them
And she’s not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond
Also she told me she cheats on aaron every thursday
She says she has sat prep but really
She’s hooking up with shane oman in the north shore lion’s costume

[Cady]
She makes him wear the costume?

[Gretchen]
No, they’re both in the costume!
And I’ve never told anybody because I’m such a good friend

[Janis, cady, damian]
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
It's a revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
And revenge it's what it's done

[Students]
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything

[All]
A party where everything is what it’s like
A party where everything is what it’s like
A party where revenge
Is what is like