You're shaken, i'm stirred

Before you say it,
don't think about it
Just come out and say it
before you think about it

I was standing still
and so I jumped up
I started asking questions
I started, stopped, then started

Store me in a warm dry place away
from strong flavors and bright lights

You're laughing at me
I'm laughing at you
You're shaken, I'm stirred
So how about it?

It's not so serious
when it's someone else
But you take yourself serious
and no one else does

Store me in a warm dry place away
from strong flavors and bright lights