Dick with ears

I got no ambition
I got no position
I got nothing but a
father and a mother
they keep telling me
that I must earn my keep
and I know they are right
so I can't sleep at night

I got education
finest in the nation
Mr Know-it-all
but all I do is stall
I took lots of classes
I kissed lots of asses
I made a lot of friends
but I don't really know them

1-2-3-4-5
years of school went by
and I'm still alive
but I don't know what for

My girlfriend said she
would not put up with me
If I can't get a job
and don't know what I want
over 21
not getting any younger
now we'll see if I'll
lose at rock and roll