Hell ain't what used to be

The phone is ringing it's the devil calling
He said where you been boy
Come on down and stop your stalling
I said I ain't going down there no more
Damnation's just one big bore
It's great to do everything you please
But after a while you just want to leave

So sorry Satan
Don't take this personally
Things are getting kinda
Dull down there
Hell ain't what it used to be

He said boy what you doin'
You better watch out who with
You're screwing
I said snakes serpents water wine
A bunch of crap before my time
You got your pitchfork
And gave the world a poke
Now you're Just one big joke

So sorry Satan
Don't take this personally
Things are getting kinda
Dull down there
Hell ain't what it used to be

Beelzebub
If that's your real name
Don't you know
Till got game
Anybodys game
Anybodys game

So sorry Satan
Don't take this personally
Things are getting kinda
Dull down there
Hell ain't what it used to be

I said hell
Take gone a hell oh yeah
What it used to be
What it used to be
What it used to be baby
What it used to be, yeah