Tease me

I wake up and I feel like shit this morning
I spill my coffee and I take it as a warning
These are the days that make you wanna cry
And though I'm not a supersticious guy
I'm pretty sure that the whole world's out to tease me today

Seems the whole world's out to tease me
The whole world's out to spoil my day

I take the car to work but it's the last time
None of them stupid jerks would let me pass by

My car broke down I need a phone box
I found two but none of them work