A call from the vatican

I was lazing around my bedroom
when you called
and an idea occurred to me
i thought you might be…
wondering about, Guido...

Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not!
My darling,
who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not!

Your mamma dear
Is blowing into your ear,
So you'll get it loud and clear,
I need you to squeeze me here...
And here...
And here...

Cootchie, Cootchie, Cootchie Coo.
I've got…
A plan for what I'm gonna do to you,
So hot
You're gonna steam, and scream,
And vibrate like a string I'm plucking

Kiss your fevered little brow
Pinch your cheeks 'til you say "OW"
And I can hardly wait to show you how,
Guido.

Who won't care
If you come to me tired
and overworked?
I won't! Bambino,

Who knows a therapy
to beat what you can get from me?
I don't!
But this will have to be enough for now,
Guido,
Ciao.
I love you, Guido