Zenryoku batankyuu

taihen! gotabou oniisan
chikyuu achikochi guruguru
ganmen seefu ni goyoujin
seishun hanafubuki

mesomeso de (mya) guzuguzu de (uu!)
onamida choudai! torendi (tuturuturu)
marusan kakushikaku de mata ashita

sore yuke zenryoku batankyuu! (kyuu!)
konya mo nen'nen kororiin (gunnai)
aizu de souzen atenshon (shee!)
nanto mo oudou appare (appare)

donna yoru mo mata hi wa noboru
saa iku zo, ima da, tobikome!!!

tachimachi nonremudoriimin (guu)
maigo no nyan nyan gororiin (nyaa)
soujite kanpeki sosaetii (sosaeti?)
taitoru wa, osomatsu-san!

mannen okiraku oniisan
toki no nagare ni donburako
ten'nen biimu ni goshuushin
jounetsu rankouge

aa ieba (haa?) kou itte (eee!)
nanda no kanda no kurakkaa (hohoyohoyo)
iza naifu to fooku de itadakimaasu

doushita!? kontonte yandei! (yoo)
shoutai nan nan ja rahhooi (hooi)
riaru ni mooretsu dodonpa (ppaa!)
taito na danran bacchi guu (bacchi guu)

konna toki wa odoru ga kachi yo
yoshi iku zo, soko da, fumikire!

wanpaku gouwan emooshon! (iee!)
to wa ie nonben darariin (dayoon)
boukyaku, zenzen wakannai (wakkan ne)
ashita mo piikan, wandahoo!

anna yume ya sonna negai wa
maa itsuka no mirai de kanau desho
toriaezu nete matsu no ga yoroshi?
hore iku zo, mama yo, tobidase!

sore yuke zenryoku batankyuu! (kyuu!)
otsukare chan chan barariin (dayoo)
gachi kore mondai wa nasshingu? (hai!)
dewa mata doya kao bahha haai (doya)

konna kanji ima mo mukashi mo
demo ichiou, gomen, asobase.

soredemo zenryoku batankyuu! (kyuu!)
konya mo nen'nen kororiin (gunnai)
kakushite donden baraetii (baraetii!)
manzoku da, osomatsu-san!