The state of 6pm

Don't we thrive on absurdity,
Always looking for the new, the fucked-up?
Whle on the other side of the tv
Screen we're choking on analog throw up.
This lapse of "traditional"
Values is a prime-time broadcast,
But as surreal as it may seem,
It's just a vague re-working of
A past collapsed. this
Is twenty-frames-per-second of a flagrant lack of content.
This is half an hour of a vacant human interest.
This is a steaming load of shit,
Slanted opinions and doctored statistics.
This is the state of the six o' clock
News and you're better off not being a critic