I've got gases

I eat beans, nobody stands behind me
My life is a shit
I've got a girlfriend, but she dumped me
I've got gases, my belly hurts
Anybody likes me
I am such a jerk

Let me sit, maybe it get better this way
But everyone who is arround me, get up and get away

I know what's the problem, i ate a pumpkin pie
But i wont let it go this time
I'll try to hold it up

I poo
There's shit in my pants
I tryied hard to hold my gases but now i can't pretend

I poo
Now i'll get away
Maybe if i just starts to run
I won't dirt the place.