Toxic coaching

Oh, it's time for Toxic Coaching, yeah!
The stage is set for fucking mayhem

You said you had a gold rank
But let's face it you're fucking silver and wank
Oh, let's rip you a new arsehole

Let's count the ways that you're shite
You think you're skilled until you get into the fight
Oh, your pussy's tight

There's an opportunity right here
But you have to use your ulti sometime this year
Oh, I swear to fucking God you're trying to throw

Crack an egg inside my asshole
Fuck me till it's scrambled 'cause you're nothing but a troll!
Oh, you're getting steamrolled

Who the fuck is this guy anyway?
You think you're going to climb?
Hahahaha!
Don't waste my motherfucking time!

Oh, it's time for Toxic Coaching, yeah!

Hey donkey boy, you're all alone
You're the dumbest fuck this world has ever known
Oh, your ballsack blood will flow

Chances of you fixing your miscalculations
Are the same as you ever getting out of bronze
Oh, you think you'll grow

I think I know what your problem is!
And it's not to do with your gold fucking medals
The problem is that you're shite, you fucking stupid cunt!

Oh, it's bye-bye from Toxic Coaching, yeah!