Julianne

Julie likes to embarrass us in restaurants
No matter what she gets it's not what she wants
Her steak's too rare or it's too well done
Now she's looking for a full refund
But she doesn't seem to grasp the way to ask

There she goes the centre of it all
The life and soul of every one's party whether they like it or not
Then she blows hot and cold
It's not hard to understand
Why nobody likes Julianne

It's even worse when we're on holiday
I mean before she gets off the plane
Julie already has a really bad name
And she only has herself to blame

After all she's been through half the crew

There she goes the centre of it all
The life and soul of every one's party whether they like it or not
Then she blows hot and cold
It's not hard to understand
Why nobody likes Julianne

Stick your neck out you get your face slapped
Give as good as you get and you give it all back
Julie likes to make amends
That's one thing to say in her defence
She says it's alright we can go out another night
She knows she's fair game
That's why we all love to hate Julianne

Then she blows hot and cold
It's not hard to understand

Why nobody likes Julianne