Perfect day

Yo
What's cracking?
It ain't just p I'm stacking
I'm here in the bank of life
And I'm keeping track of
What's happening
And I'm rich
Like branson
Don't even eat with a napkin
If get sauce on my shirt
I'll feel like the weakest link but I'm banking
Run out of milk like (bank)

I swear when I check my card and the thing says (nil)
I'm still like (thanks)

One of these days
It's gonna go accordingly I swear
One of these days
My life will stop aborting me (yes)
I've got a premium value super fucking nectar card
And if I wanna buy the perfect day you try and bet I can't
Oi what's the deal
I thought I made my way
It seems I kept

I've tried
I've tried to save up all my troubles
I wanna buy the perfect day
I wonder if it works that way

I've gonna and taken the bad stuff and now
I've tried to save up all my troubles
I wanna buy the perfect day
I wonder if it works that way

Oh yeah I'll be defiantly rich
If I accepted a quid
Every time I split a drink or simply ended up stepping in shit
(Or something, yeah)
Like I slipped in the rain (or something)
Missed the train (or something)
Hit the third rail (or something)

Means nothing
I'm saving
Keep track of the days in which my brain is aching
When people make up stories
It's blatant

People I wouldn't want chatting
So they caught me kissing my best mates madam
And I was like nahh

Jeez (ha)
It's not something my mates would believe
I suppose it's making me p's
Let me purchase a day of my dreams
It seems
We've all got to take a break a bit
Sometimes a day can go so wrong I don't know what to make of it

I will buy some sun
And I will buy some shade
To make me the perfect day
Yeah make me the perfect day
And I will buy some luck
I hope that's not too much
To make me the perfect day
Cause I'm telling you now