The perfect beast
Russ irwinTo make my life complete?
Strong as any man
But gentle like a lamb
A little lamb
A little lamb
He would tell my friends hello
He would come to every show
He would get me in the zone
And adjust my microphone
My microphone
Into the zone
He would drive me when I'm drunk
He could help me find the funk
He could take a silly song
And move it right along
Move it right along
Yeah, let's move on!
(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the perfect beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the bliss of my beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Don't tell the animal police
The animal police
My take, my beast
(No, no, no)
Don't take my beast
(No, no, no, no)
'Cause it helps me keep it real
Gives me my sex appeal
He could be the shining board
To change that minor cord
That minor cord
To a major cord
Until he tag along
And help me with my songs
He would write my only hit
But we fight over the split
Over the split
To the hell with this
(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the perfect beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the bliss of my beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Don't tell the animal police
The animal police
My take, my beast
The animal police
My take, my beast
(No, no, no)
Don't take my beast
(No, no, no, no)