Alice in the dead world

-Narration-
Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls.
Tonight, I tell you a very strange story.
“Wonderland” is so cutie but very scary.
This is “Alice in the Dead World”

Oh My God ! Where is here ?
I’m falling down into the hole.
That sight was so clean like slow motion.
It’s so mysterious feeling.
Strange to say. There is not memory when I landed.
When I awake I noticed that I am in the place where I’ve never seen.

In this place everything so crazy.
Nobody knows practical wisdom.
I say go right you go to left.
I say come here you go there.
Mr. Madhatter invite me to a tea party, but there is not the tea.
They celebrate the unbirthday.
It’s curious and curiouser !

Let’s play chess with me.
The dead as a chessman.
If I win this game I become the queen of heart.
If I become the queen, I will say “Off with your head” to guys whom defy me.
Do you think brutal ?

White rabbit: Oh, my fur and whiskers ! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late !

Alice: What could a rabbit possibly be late for ?
Why do you hurry that much ?

White rabbit: If I late I’m chopped my head.

Alice: Oh, that’s too bad. Oh what’s this bottle ?
Eat me ! Drink me ! Put a magic.
Three, two, one …

[Chorus]
Alice in wonderland it’s greatful dead world.
Are you ready to go to new world ?
Alice in Wonderland she becomes queen of heart.
“If you don’t follow me off with your head”

Alice: Mister Rabbit ! Please wait !

White rabbit: No, no, no, I’m overdue.
I am really in a stew.
No time to say hello, fuck off !

Alice: Oh, who are you talking to ?
I warn you, child, if I lose my temper, you lose your head, understand ?
Three, two, one… Die !

[Chorus]