Bartender

Hey everybody, can I have your attention?
I wanna tell you about the world's most noble
Profession
Always there for you, on that you can depend
I'm talking about man's best friend
Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives

Tried and true, always there for you
Yeah, there for me and there you you too
He's never far, all around the world no matter where
You are
No matter where you are
Cures my ills just like a doctor
He's my friend, he's my bartender

Bartender, bartender
For all the things you do and just being you
Say-hey bartender this song's for you!
Bartender, bartender, my friend

Tried and true, always there for you
Yeah, there for me and there you you too
He's never far, all around the world
No matter where you are
No matter where you are
Cures my ills just like a doctor
He's my friend, he's my bartender

Bartender, bartender
Come on down here, let me get a beer my friend...
Everybody grab a drink and raise it high
And toast the bartenders of the whole world wide
And to your favorite bartender in your hometown
Everybody raise your glass and drink it down
Now rain or snow nor dark of night
Is gonna keep him from serving you-ya got that? Right!
Alright, yeah!

He's a giant of a man, the king of kings
Oh yeah he knows a lot about a lot of things
It's more than drinks, he does a whole lot more
Gives advice, knows jokes and all the scores
Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives

Tried and true, always there for you
Yeah, there for me and there you you too
He's never far, all around the world
No matter where you are
No matter where you are
Cures my ills just like a doctor
He's my friend, he's my bartender

Bartender, bartender
For all the things you do and just being you
Say, hey, bartender, this song's for you!
Bartender, bartender, my friend
Oh yeah, that's right!

This song is over, it's at its end
This has been a tribute to man's best friend...
Bartender... Bartender... Bartender...
Bartender... Barkeep!