Shaycarl and the shaytards

I sit down.. at my computer to see
What you have done so far today
It's just nice to see reality
It's just a cool family
Being good to each other
I'm so tired of terrible people
Being admired for being terrible people

But your beard is awesome
And your kids are awesome
And your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!

Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) Carl and the Shay (Hey!) Tards Oooh!
Shay (Hey!) Carl and the Shay (Hey!) Tards OH!

You've become an adjective of you own
That means something between extra large and awesome
"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"

I'm so tired of terrible people
Being admired for being terrible people

You a regular guy
But you try
To be something we all can be

Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) Carl and the Shay (Hey!) Tards Oooh!
Shay (Hey!) Carl and the Shay (Hey!) Tards OH!