Make me moan (telephone parody)

Hello, hello baby I have only got one call
I have been arrested and I'm in a jail cell
What did you say, God I hate AT&T
Come on break me out of here, now can you free me
Can you free me, can you free me
Come on break me out of here, now can you free me
Wait a second, I notice that here aren't any men
And all the women here look like they're lesbian
I've neve enven tried going pearl diving you see
I better start to practice, cause I'm kind horny

Stop stallin, stop stallin, I don't wanna wait anymore
Just use your hand and your mouth like a dirty whore
Stop stallin, stop stallin, I don't wanna talk anymore
Just use your hand and your mouth like a dirty whore
(Can you make me moan please) (I'm horny)
Take off my clothes and lick all my toes, cause it's time for you to make me moan
Use a dental dam on my bearded clam, cause it's time for you to make me moan

Boy that a little thing you got won't make me cum no faster
Make me call you master, me break out in laughter
Don't even have no KY oh! now this is a disaster
What you got is lame, so tonight I want a bad girl
I think that I've always had these feelings inside
And now I'm ready to embrace my sister with prid
Last night I thought I just might turn to masturbation, but now I think I'm having lesbian sensations.
Lesbian sensations, lesbian sensations.
Tonight I think I'm having lesbian sensations

Stop stallin, stop stallin, I don't wanna wait anymore
Just use your hand and your mouth like a dirty whore
Stop stallin, stop stallin, I don't wanna talk anymore
Just use your hand and your mouth like a dirty whore
Stop stallin, stop stallin, I don't wanna wait anymore
Just use your hand and your mouth like a dirty whore
Stop stallin, stop stallin, I don't wanna talk anymore
Just use your hand and your mouth like a dirty whore
(Can you make me moan please) (I'm horny)
Take off my clothes and lick all my toes, cause it's time for you to make me moan
Use a dental dam on my bearded clam, cause it's time for you to make me moan
(Make moan)