Most epic vacation ever

Feet in the sand.
Sunglasses on my face.
Hat on my head!
I'm in surf city, i'm in surf city!

Watch me play my miniature golf!
Get it in the hole!
Panther's biting my hand!
It hurts!
Tiki man, humping chest for fun!
Feeding dolphins out of my hand coz i can!
Cannon penis!
This tiki man's biting off my head!
Skee ball is fun!
Even though i'm really bad at it!

I am on a pirate ship, i'm going to kill you.
I'm in front of the ocean, now i'm in the ocean.

Oh my god this pizza's amazing!
Surf boards!
Why do i suck so much at skee ball!
Ice cream!

Vacation over!