Set fire to your head
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hidding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Self booth your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a next of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at level crossing
Run across the tracks between the plataforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
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