Alligator

There's no job to pay the rent,
And there's no love to make it better
There's no plans
Whatcha doin' later?
Take my hand, alligator

Life is funny
Life's a laugh
Life is lonely
Yeah it's a drag

And what's your name?
How ya doin'?
I like your hair
How do ya do it?
It's not fair that you're taken
And it's unfair that you're spoken for

And I don't care
You're not a traitor
I'll take the stairs
And not the elevator

And one day, I'll see you at the top
Our love will never stop
And I've been under way too long
Oh, what a drag!