Don't like you

Mary
don't like you. Don't like you. I don't think i like you.
You're bad. You're sad. And i know nicer boys.

John
not bothered. Not bothered. I simply am not bothered.
You're vain. A total pain. And i know sweeter girls.

You've been hanging round my door
and watching me at school.

Mary
yes and i was thinking you're completely uncool.

John
well i wouldn't say yourself was much to shout about.

Mary
do your fly up sonny 'cos your brain's hanging out.

John
you're gagging for a date, i know you're dying to meet.

Mary
i don't think so while there's still
a dog left out on the street.

Both
that's fine by me, i don't like you.

Mary
don't need you. Don't want you. I can live without you.
I swear. I just don't care. Because i know nicer boys.

John
don't like you. Don't need you. I don't care about you.
You see. You're not for me. I like lots of other girls.

Mary
you bug me and you're ugly and your jokes are a bore.
Your efforts at coherent conversation are poor.
The lights are clearly on but then there's nobody at home.

John
in that case why the hell d'you call me up on the phone?

Mary
i never flipping did sure it was you who called me.

John
well what the hell at least there's
one thing that we agree.

Bothi'm damned sure i don't like you.

John
don't hate you. Could stand you.
If pushed could tolerate you.

Mary
i'm sure, that you'll mature.
I have known more stupid boys.

Mary
you say it.

John
no you say it.
Mary
alright. I vaguely like you. It's bad, i must be mad.
But i think we could be friends.

John
no commitment, only friends.

Mary
i like you.

John
i like you.

Both
yes, i think i like you. It's real. It's how i feel.
And i want to be your ...