Bernadette's song

If I didn't have you, life would be blue
I'd be Doctor who without the TARDIS
A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick
I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ey

I'd be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I'd be solving exponential equations
That use bases not found on your calculator
Making it much harder to crack

I'd be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com
And I'd probably still live with my mom
And he'd probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, you've turned my world around
You've supported all my dreams and all my hopes
You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238
Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

If I didn't have you, life would be dreary
I'd be string theory without any string
I'd be binary code without a one
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
I'd be Firefly, Buffy, and avengers without joss whedon
I'd speak a lot more Klingon, Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
And he'd definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, you've turned my world around
You're my best friend and my lover
We're like changing electric and magnetic fields
You can't have one, without the other

I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get
From the moment that I met you,Bernadette

Oh, we couldn't have imagined how good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette