Why can't i grow a beard?

I know it's wrong but I lie a lot
I like to think that it's all I got
To keep you here interested in me

I think its cool that you love yourself
What's even cooler is theres someone else
To make you feel better about this all

Still I stormed the stairs like I was twelve

And I would lope of my nose just to spite your face
Lock these doors and close the drapes
I'm not coming out unless you get some answers soon
If the answers don't come I'll stick to my guns
I'm entitled to this I feel I've overcome
Getting stepped on and hurt and abused
And it's gonna end bad so I guess I'll just end this now
Cause I sure as shit ain't coming out

He grew a beard because he couldn't shave
It reached the floor, it seemed like days
And cameramen, they flooded my front yard

Denied request for the interviews
But told the world on local news
That she's happy and I could never be

Still I stormed the stairs like I was twelve

And I would lope of my nose just to spite your face
Lock these doors and close the drapes
I'm not coming out unless you get some answers soon
If the answers don't come I'll stick to my guns
I'm entitled to this I feel I've overcome
Getting stepped on and hurt and abused
And it's gonna end bad well I guess I'll just end this now
Cause I sure as shit aint coming out