That man in your bed

Say baby, we got this problem,
You got this other man in your bed,
Don't you think that maybe we could swap him,
And let me lie there instead.

I promise I won't make a mess,
Do all your dishes too,
Stay quiet when your friends are sleepin'
Let me lie there with you.

I'll do all that you say,
Won't ask for no pay,
Just a bottle of beer and baby, like I said
I won't make a mess,
But the problem is this,
You got that other man in your bed!

Said baby, can't you see how l'm hurtin'?
For you, with that man in your bed,
I won't wipe my nob on your curtain,
Let me lie there instead.