Mr. freezy

Well the first thing I do when I get home
Is open up the freezer and turn the television on
Sit there and watch as my life passes me by
No use to shed a tear, no use to cry

Mr. Freezy

Sit there in my little fantasy world
Dreaming all day of lots of pretty girls
Slurping on a blue Mr. Freezy
It's so cool and neat, it even colors my pee

After a little while well things start to get strange
I need to do something, I need a change
Sitting here and laying on my couch
Not even noticing that I'm getting stout