Save the world, get the girl

From the fiery pits of Camden Town,
To Elephant & Castle underground,
There ain't no teachers in the school,
They're all out hustling playing pool,
The neighbours complain about the noise,
There's girls in Labour with Tory boys,
So I'll say my prayers and go to bed,
And wake up with a horse's head,

If we lean on you, we are gonna fall,
When it's all for one and one for fuck all,

But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare,
I will save the world and I will get the girl,
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air,

Mother Earth is begging you to quit,
So you reach the moon and stick a flag in it,
I believe in the people of America,
But I still can't believe The Terminator's the governor,
As the soldiers prepare for combat,
Smile and ask, "Do you want freedom fries with that?"
We put the oops back in troops now it seems so absurd,
And going to war to prevent war is the most stupid thing I ever heard,

But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare,
But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air,

I'm a 20 something OAP,
I'm screaming at my TV,
Playing knock down ginger, kiss me quick,
Karate chop and kung fu kick,
I've tried to live a life that's full,
Keep my damage minimal,
But only the bailiff visits me,
And he never stays for a cup of tea,

And if we lean on you, we are gonna fall,
When it's all for one and one for fuck all,

But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare,
But I will save the world and I will get the girl,
You will all point up at the sky as I fly right through the air