Dramatic intro

If you are under 30 and you’re totally cool then you absolutely know these guys
So The Lonely Island, it moved
The Lonely Island!
Okay, now this is just a broadcast
This in my pants, lazy Sunday, Nadia
No doubt these fuckers, those two
The Lonely Island, fuck yes
They’re the truth because they speak for the people
There’s no way I’ll let my kids listen to it
They’re Satanists and they should be boycotted
Around the country today citizens bring any known Lonely Island paraphernalia
Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant
Ah, leave up out the crew
The Lonely Island, the 47th president of these United States
And today as The Lonely Island was beaten to death with their own dicks
Outside at Old Man Strip Club
I see thousands of people, why they have to desecrate the body?
We’re on the 3-18, at least 300 are waitin in front of the quadrant
And there are thousands in all the fearsome moments
Oh my God, The Lonely Island are a lot
We’re removing the fans from their various cools and heading back into the studio
The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us
After experience like this
God only knows what they will create