Motherlover

[Andy Samberg & (Justin Timberlake)]
Oh dang!
(What is it dawg?)
I forgot it's Mothers Day
(Didn't get a gift for her?)
Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed
(Damn I forgot it too)
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
(My moms been so alone ever since my daddy left) Cold
(No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test)
I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray (word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold up!
(You thinkin what I'm thinkin?)
I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
(It's time for a switcharoo)

[Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
'Cause

I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Fuckin' each others moms
I will be pushin' that lady where you came out as a baby
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin' each others moms

'Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg & (Justin Timberlake)]
I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
(I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses)
They will be so surprised
(We are so cool and thoughtful)
Can't wait to pork your mom
(I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle)
Show'd up!
(My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile)
Straight up!
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle

[Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake]
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms
I'll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin' each others moms

Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
I'll let you do my mother make me another brother
And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
Oh!

'Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg]
Happy Mother's Day