Normal guy

Hey, what's up man?
Oh, not much, dude. hey, are you ready for the party tonight?
Yeah, man... already got a case of santana champagne so it should be good.
Oh, nice.
Yeah that's good.
- hello!
Oh shit, oh man, don't make eye contact.
- ding dong, normal guy in the house!
Hey, man.
- oh, it's great seeing you other normal guys!
Oh yeah, uh huh.
- what are you guys up to?
Oh, not much.
- hey, what are you other normal guys up to?
Seriously, nothing we're just hanging out.
- do you you guys know what I hate?
What?
- hanging out with a weirdo!
- hanging out with some loser weirdo!
- it's my biggest peeve!
Yeah, well...
- it's like they don't even know where we're coming from!
- I can't stand it when some weirdo shows up unannounced!
Okay, well...
- there's nothing wrong with any of us!
- none of us have any major problems!
Aw, man.
- hey, let's make a pact!
What?
- let's make a suicide pact!
Uh, no that's...
- I'll go first.

*bang*