Tales from tomorrow

You can't tell the future in a cookie
but do you ever get the hint
and you can place your hand on a crystal ball
do you ever think you'll win
cause he's the best psychic
and a psychic always knows
look at them laughing
this fortune's getting old

and he can tell you
tales from tomorrow tales from tomorrow
tales from tomorrow tales from tomorrow

you can't read the future in the paper
do you ever get the drift
and you can give a shake to the crazy eights
do you ever think you'll win
she's the best psychic
and as a psychic she's the best
look at them laughing
she's melting on the set

and she can tell you
tales from tomorrow tales from tomorrow
tales from tomorrow tales from tomorrow
tales from tomorrow tales from tomorrow
tales from tomorrow tales from tomorrow

and they can tell you
ten is the best day
and numbers are the only way
yeah numbers are the only way
numbers are the only way
ten is the best day
zero is a hard day
but this is a five day
patience is the only way
don't trust your love to good looks
don't hold your breath just read the book
and trust the fortune cookie
don't eat the fortune cookie
horoscopes and forecasts
believe that love will always last
practice makes perfect
to love to love
invest in your future
this is not a future
and heed your best intentions