A warning

I'm a monster so don't walk my way. Don't trust my smile, my teeth are like knives, I'll drag you down and suck you dry. Don't laugh at my jokes
the punchline is murder. Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold. I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see.
Believe everything you've ever heard about me - suck it up. If you see me coming don't stop, just turn and walk the other way.
I will not lie about what I have done, I will not lie about what I will do to you, the sweat of my exterior is pure poison, I'm hell...