You're a twat

I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool
Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool
Well I see your band on T.V.
Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not

Cause you're a twat

I hate your fuckin make-up and your pants are P.V.C.
You pull into the city in your brand new S.U.V.
Well I see you on MTV
Yer not what I wanna be
I'm just glad you are, and I'm not

Cause you're a twat

You fuckin sell-out, don't wanna hear ya pout
On how much dough you spend on coke
Pay-o-la's got you there. Go clean your underwear
You know you're such a fucking joke