Green doctor

I take my traveling practice far and wide
Don't need no pills to treat the good folks ills
With the laws of nature on my side
I grow me own grass like a homeopath
And write prescriptions up the ass

I'm your green doctor
Not a cannabis kevorkian of hippocratic hemp
Just your green doctor
Don't you think I'm heaven sent?
I'm your green doctor
Smoke two joints and call me in the morning
I'm your green doctor
Licensed by the government

I take my little green bag from town to town
I won't stab your veins to ease your pain
The president wants to shut me down
Our leaders are dutiful in supporting pharmaceuticals
But you can't od on what you get from me

(All I wanted was some ganja)
But they made you take morphine
(All I wanted was some ganja)
Then they said try some of this codeine
(All I wanted was some ganja)
Then they sat you on a couch with an old life magazine
(All I wanted was some ganja)
And while you were waiting they gave you caffeine
(All I wanted was some ganja)
But your pleas they were ignored
(All I wanted was some ganja)
Now you live at betty ford
At betty ford
At betty ford
All you wanted was your green doctor