Phone machine

hello..no one could get to the phone right now, so for your convenience, you're call is being answered automatically.
but if this is you, you can suck my dick.
if this is my boss, fuck you i quit.
if you're the girl, you aint worth shit
and if this is school (cough, cough) i'm really sick!
but if this is gramma
im so sorry i missed your call.
ill see you on sunday.
goodbye and i love you.
but if this is you you can suck my dick.
if this is my boss, fuck you i quit.
everyone else you can do the same.
don't leave a message unless your fucking lame. (grandma babbles)