Enough about me, let 's talk about me

Talk to a mother, who hates the nurse
to talk to a baby, who thinks she's worse
talk to a rich man who reimbursed
the first burglar to steal a purse
oh yeah

Fake the process
Stop the presses

Talk to a mailman who waits for the mail
talk to a saint, who lives in jail
talk to a rainstorm, who'd rather hail
talk to a sailor, who can't make the sale

Fake the process
Stop the presses