Stop me if you think you've heard this one before

Stop me, oh
o-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh
o-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough
to make a shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied? because I never... I never!
Who said I'd lied?
because I never...

I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen, and broke my knee
and then he really laced into me
Friday night in out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?
because I never... I never!
Who said I'd lied?
because I never...

And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor I drank more...

Stop me, oh
o-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh
o-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love