Tribbles and ecstasy

Captain Kirk and Vicodin
Nicotine and Romulans
TNG and THC
Captain Pike and PCP
Drink until the bottles dry
An overdose will "No Kill I"
Another night of Tribbles and Ecstasy

Venus drugs and Mescaline
Harry Mudd and Heroin
Deanna Troy and Dexatrim
Bones McCoy and Opium
Demerol to boldly go
Amphetamines to make it so
Another night of Tribbles and Ecstasy

Crack Cocaine and Tasha Yar
GHB. Jean Luc Picard
Tuvok, Kes and Tryptophan
Odo. Psilocybin
Ketracel-white and Ketamine
25 cc of Cordrazine
Another night of Tribbles and Ecstasy

Mr. Spock and Methadone
Viagra and the voyage home
Enterprise and LSD
Lithium and Leonard Ne-
Moist your lips and pack a bong
Take a hit and sing along
Another night of Tribbles and Ecstasy