Behind the curtain (opening)

Tailor, Tailor!
Just tell me what happened to him
Is he hurt, is he alive?
Where is he?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Do you recognise my voice?
This is your story-teller
I'm happy to be here with you, and I'd like you to join me
For the first time
For more than a year, ominous rumours have been privately circulating
I realise what I'm about to say may come as a great shock

However, I'm counting on you to respond appropriately
Using great presence of mind, we rush to our closest laboratory
Our dream has been led by cloning: we would re-duplicate the entire
Music, music
Let me know when you're ready
That's a good start