Only anally

Oh, no, your dick is too close
to my dirty pussy
Don't slip the tip inside
God wants to keep my purity
your balls want to go deep
so there's only one compromise

I will do anal
I'll take it anally
You can fuck me
but only anally
I know that it feels tight
I'll keep my virginity
You can fuck m
But only anally

If you come all up in me
there will be no pregnancy
Now, come on let's get dirty
I take a bath and wash my crack
So there will be no crap
I do it all because
I have no self esteem, and need your approval
I’m completely delusional this will make me popular!

So what about anal?
Let’s do it anally!
Could you fuck me
Where the taint’l lead?
If you use some lube, love
It’ll slide in so easily
‘Cause all kids today they do it anally

I’ll open up my butt just to let your dick in
Let’s open up our butts and get all those dicks in
The place from where I fart is where you stick it in
I’ll open up my butt

Now you want me to have a drink
But, liquor don’t touch my lips
But I can still get tipsy
(You wanna know how)
I drink with my anus!
I’ll have my drinks anally
Pour wine in a douche
And drink it anally
Order a Cosmo
Put lube on a straw, you’ll see
Everything I do is done anally!