Mail myself to you

I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper,
I'm gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head
I'm gonna mail myself to you.

I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string,
I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box
I'm gonna mail myself to you.

When you see me in your mail box,
Cut the string and let me out
Wash the glue off my fingers,
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.

Take me out of my wrapping paper,
Wash the stamps off my head
Pour me full of ice cream sodies,
Put me in my nice warm bed.