Halley's comet

I'm singin,' whoooa
Ya see me in the sky now, ya don' know me by now
Little homie then ya betta knooow
Cause me I be that fly, boy, and I be so high, boy
I ain't even talkin' 'bout the drooo
But if you got a fresh bag, ya know that I'm wid dat
So just roll it up and let it flooow
I ain't neva comin' down, I be on a comet now
Comet, comet, comet now

We are not the same, though I have human form
I'm really a unicorn in a human uniform
My life is a fairytale, my life is a carousel
Y'all don't like me? Very well, get the fuck off my Ferris wheel!
I am so very ill, that they got me quarantined
I have such enormous dreams, it's like a deformity
I am on a tour you see, Earth is just a stop on it
I came here from another world on back of Halley's Comet
Back when it flew across the sky in 1986
Why do you think that is the year that's on my birth certificate?
And the year the first ever computer virus was born
That's just proof to you my CPU is of the illest form
And even if your planet warms, I do not think it is that serious
Otherwise I would have never built myself them pyramids
See this is the planet that I'm plannin' to retire on
And I'll probably outlive every human like I'm Styrofoam

Bass up, windows up, backseat lookin' like a bar
Air so thick with smoke we need fog lights pointed inside the car
I could put it down so fuckin' fast, or I could do it damn slow
Either way, I got your ear, I should call you Van Goh
Damn bro, oh my lord, I am like the man here
I am like the closing doors, you should probably stand clear
With hundreds of raps, I am a hunter, in fact
You must be on my bulletin board cause you are under attack
How is he not signed? Everybody's wonderin' that
Too bad I AM signed, you would think my arm's in a cast
See, I started from scratch, I used to be the smartest in class
With glasses and braces so big they put an arc in my back
But then I grow tall, so tall, you haters is so small
You are G.I. Joe doll, me I be in shoes, dog
Walkin' by ya girl, and I get more stares than Slinky
I get more pink than brain, and more brain than Pinky
More cream than Twinkie, son ya snack is one hundred calorie
So naturally you rappers will have inadequate salary
Someone tell the dispatcher that there has been a disaster
Cause master become student and student become master
You need some preparation for the desecration after
Cause I'm droppin' motherfuckers like it's levitation backwards
So if you want to fight here, you need to move in light years
If you want to sit at my table you need a high chair